I’m sick of listening

I’m sick of listening to you complain

What about my allergies?

Just look at me silently

Enjoy my face

God, I can’t stand my own voice either

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I asked for recommendation and got the most popular thing

If you were to ask me I’d say this menu is foul

I don’t need to be reminded of poverty

I don’t aspire to be morally elevated

I’ve tried attitudes

And found them all pointless

I just want steak

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Hey it’s me

Not good news

Did you hear what I said?

The signal’s bad

Have you heard about my condition?

I wish it upon everyone

So I could be understood better

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Where’s my knife?

It must have fallen down here somewhere

Wow, it’s so quiet here

I wish I could live here

I can’t stand one more day of inadequacy

My wife’s a goddess, my child’s a prodigy

I need to sever all ties

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Stop crying, darling

It’s not the end of the world

Everyone is here to celebrate you

Is that a drawing of mummy?

Where did you get such a beautiful hand?

Are you thinking about death again?

Are you thinking about my death?

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Give us a kiss

Introduce me to you boy as his new daddy

I’ll teach him how to critically assess

And interpret his pictures

When I look at ‘em I see God

He’s a big spider

Fuck, that can’t be him, can it?